Londoners' obsession with sending cards - yep, those 'Season Greetings' cards
Londoners' obsession with their cards never fails to fascinate me. By cards, I mean the ones that you pop into a shop when you have nothing better to get for someone on a special occasion. Could be a birthday, anniversary, wedding, retirement - there is a card for any occasion.

There are even cards for lesser occasions - "thinking of you" (sent only when you are anything but), "missing you" (ditto), "I'm sorry" (if it comes to that, I seriously doubt a card will help), “Congratulations on your promotion!” (that should have been mine), “Get well soon” (I can’t be doing two persons’ work all the time), “Welcome back!” (now get on with it). I could go on and on. But let's face it. You bought a card only because you have absolutely no idea what else to give and you deem the receiver only worthy of a recycled paper folded into halves with some stuff printed on it.
I was in the lift when I noticed that a colleague was carrying a Scribbler paper carrier.
"Someone's birthday coming?" I took a stab.
"Yep, I only realised my husband's birthday is tomorrow and I thought I'll just grab a card first." There you have it.
"I supposed you told him that you have a surprise for him…".
"But of course! Now I just have to think about what that'll be". But hey, at least he's getting a card.
If you have to get a card, you can either get one of those cards filled with words and just sign off at the bottom (why reinvent the wheel?) or a blank card and go on to write an 500 word essay. Either way, please, for gawdsake, do not get a blank card and just sign it off. It reminds me of the faceless PR people sending off tons of Seasons Greetings cards to the unfortunate souls who bought something from the company a decade ago.
Anyway, the season of card sending is here again. You could almost hear the collective sigh of relief in London when Royal Mail called off the impending strike (for now). Let the cards sending begin. What joy!
Get your charity Christmas cards for National Autistic Society here.
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